sasha-em

mugwumpian:

this is the future.

your jetpack is a segway
your robotic companion is a roomba
your pill form dinner is the amount of antibiotics pumped into your meat
your hydrogen fueled automobile is a dead bird in the Gulf of Mexico
your levitating house is the entire internet on a smartphone in your pocket 

your cure is bitching on tumblr

(via sarah-babezz)